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THE ET HITLIST


Discretion, anonymity, and death are the names of the game. You give me the contract, I carry out the hit, they don't see it coming, and they don't know who it's from. Easy as that. I am a businessman, and I go about my business with determination and perfection. Send me the contract, contract gets carried out, and they don't know who ordered the hit. Plain and simple. Let's get started.


*NOTE*- I will not do this for hateful reasons. AND I will not be overly mean in the "hit". So don't try. Thanks. *END NOTE*

*NOTHER NOTE* Help those that have a hit out by watching this page, even if you don't have a hit out yet. The more people watching, the more suspects. Help my employers remain anonymous... or i may be on the hit list next.... *END NOTHER NOTE*

*NOTE*- [I have begun to outsource a couple hits, our organization is on the rise again. So, start sending me hits! Let's do it!]

The first hit has been ordered and carried out successfully. It was a mafia hit ordered by the don him/herself. Feel privileged [The Black Cat in Your Path], You're the first of many. Happy hunting to me. Also, if this starts to get big and i start to get overloaded, i may recruit assassins, so keep on your toes people.


WE HAVE REACHED FIVE HITS, EVEN ONE ON [Hedda]!!!






*BANNERS*



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2009-07-21 [Ashoka Virlym]: yeah

2009-07-21 [†Sweets†]: sounds like great fun it does it does

2009-07-21 [shadow_walker]: if you asked who I was then all you need to do is read the name or know that I am no one of interest that has taken an interest in this page

2009-07-22 [Ashoka Virlym]: then why be here? OOOORRR you can just tell us who you are.

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: That was my thought as well Trey.

2009-07-22 [The Black Goat]: *raises hand* nox for president!!!!

2009-07-22 [†Sweets†]: we're running for office?

2009-07-22 [Ashoka Virlym]: *one ear goes up as i tilt my head*

2009-07-22 [Ashoka Virlym]: Sowwy Tekkon....

2009-07-22 [Tekkon KinKreet]: for what may i ask?

2009-07-23 [Ashoka Virlym]: ...starting trouble.....

2009-07-23 [Tekkon KinKreet]: its ok... lol  theyll get over it

2009-07-23 [Ashoka Virlym]: *blinks having my head down*really?

2009-07-23 [Tekkon KinKreet]: yah, or they wont lol  its cool

2009-07-23 [Ashoka Virlym]: ok...*sits down*

2009-07-23 [†Sweets†]: it's true, :D

2009-07-24 [Ashoka Virlym]: ...

2009-07-24 [The Black Goat]: trouble? I like trouble!

2009-07-24 [†Sweets†]: Are we running for office here?!

2009-07-24 [Duke Devlin]: Aren't you? ;D

2009-07-24 [The Black Goat]: yes ^^ Nox for president! free nacho cheese for everyone!!!!!

2009-07-25 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ill vote for that!!!

2009-07-25 [†Sweets†]: Uh...

*waves banner* Jessa Moody for Vice pres... I make cookies! ^^

2009-07-25 [Ashoka Virlym]: .watches.

2009-07-25 [†Sweets†]: Cookie? *offers*

2009-07-25 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *takes cookie* mmmmmmmm coooooooookie

2009-07-26 [The Black Goat]: I give away free kittens!!!!!

2009-07-26 [†Sweets†]: You can't have my Kittens, I'm sorry.

2009-07-26 [The Black Goat]: they are only plush toy kittens, but aren't they cute?!?!!?

2009-07-26 [†Sweets†]: yeah...

2009-07-27 [Ashoka Virlym]: .tackles nox n takes a kitten in my mouth n dashes off, shakes the toy violent way,growling at it.

2009-07-27 [†Sweets†]: o.0

2009-08-12 [Ashoka Virlym]: *walks in* Ohhhhhh sorry about that?

2009-08-12 [†Sweets†]: o.0

2009-08-13 [Ashoka Virlym]: *smiles alittle*

2009-08-13 [†Sweets†]: sorry about what?

2009-08-13 [Ashoka Virlym]: taking the kitty toy

2009-08-13 [†Sweets†]: why are you sorry about that?

2009-08-13 [Ashoka Virlym]: ...*shrugs*

2009-08-13 [†Sweets†]: well, I don't think you should be.

2009-08-13 [Ashoka Virlym]: ok..

2009-08-13 [Ashoka Virlym]: *takes the kitty to Tek and sits at his feet*

2009-08-14 [†Sweets†]: *blinks* ...ooookkkk.... *turns away and starts talking to a wall*

2009-08-14 [Ashoka Virlym]: *ears drop and takes the kitty to Moody and drops it at feet*

2009-08-14 [†Sweets†]: *looks down* ....Yes?

2009-08-14 [Ashoka Virlym]: *pushes the kitty towards you*...woof...

2009-08-14 [†Sweets†]: aw

2009-08-15 [Ashoka Virlym]: *looks at the two*...play?

2009-08-15 [†Sweets†]: Sure hun :)

2009-08-15 [Ashoka Virlym]: Yeah^^

2009-08-15 [†Sweets†]: how would you like to play?

2009-08-15 [Ashoka Virlym]: *shrugs*

2009-08-22 [~Acidelf3~]: *walks in the room*

2009-08-24 [Young J.C.]: *looks around and blinks slowly*

2009-08-24 [Tekkon KinKreet]: hello

2009-08-25 [Ashoka Virlym]: *sits down in a chair and slowly started to fall a sleep*

2009-08-25 [Tekkon KinKreet]: yah.. hte comments kinda died....

2009-08-25 [Ashoka Virlym]: *wakes up* huh?

2009-08-25 [Japalm]: Is it because Jessa went away?

2009-08-25 [Tekkon KinKreet]: hmmmm not sure... possability tho

2009-08-27 [Young J.C.]: I don't think so, who is Jessa?

2009-08-27 [Tekkon KinKreet]: not sure.

2009-08-28 [Young J.C.]: lol. That sounds funny.

2009-08-28 [Tekkon KinKreet]: oh. lmao.. i thought you said where is lmao. jessa is one of my friends actually. [†Sweets†]

2009-08-30 [Japalm]: She is in Texas.

2009-09-01 [Young J.C.]: Oh, I haven't the clue who she is, I wouldn't ask where she is. lol

2009-09-05 [†Sweets†]: I'm right here...

2009-09-05 [Tekkon KinKreet]: welcome back, i would say home... but i'm not sure if you'd consider a place full of people that wanna get other people knocked off and a couple killers home lmao

2009-09-05 [Young J.C.]: Sounds like home. lol

2009-09-05 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ok.... well welcome home jc ^^

2009-09-05 [Young J.C.]: Why thank you, [Tekkon KinKreet].

2009-09-07 [Tekkon KinKreet]: anytime.... anytime...

2009-09-08 [hammersmashface]: <walks in on stomping feet><picks up request form><walks out>

2009-09-08 [Ashoka Virlym]: *ear pops up and looks over at heart whiching him come in. My head slowly tilts to the side. Couldnt help but to smile softly* chuu

2009-09-08 [hammersmashface]: <walks back in reading form> .. <looks for pen>

2009-09-08 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *throws pen across the room at heart*

2009-09-08 [hammersmashface]: HEY! im not the target .. <sharp eyes> .. or am i?!? <pulls pen out of sholder and slowly backs out of the room>

2009-09-09 [Artsy]: *is filling out paper work at the receptionist desk because The Hitman (*glares momentarily at Tekkon*) isn't capable of doing it properly himself*

2009-09-09 [Tekkon KinKreet]: hey.... i'm not good at that stuff... i just kill people.... *looks at blood* i need a janitor... *goes and gets mop and bucket*

2009-09-09 [Ms. Steel]: Poor customer service can kill a business.

2009-09-09 [Ms. Steel]: That was probably a poor choice of words.

2009-09-09 [hammersmashface]: laughs my ass off!

2009-09-09 [The Black Goat]: she ate my plush kitten? ...........*pulls out meat cleaver* oh Virlym.... I has a surprise for yous......

2009-09-10 [Ashoka Virlym]: *hides behing Tekkon*...chuuu...I didnt eat..I was playing with it! SEEE!!! *slowly holds up kitty and it was new look*

2009-09-11 [Tekkon KinKreet]: 0_o... hey! *takes sidesteps really fast* i'm an assassin... not a shield, chopping board, or body guard...

2009-09-11 [The Black Goat]: Can i practice my skills on her Tekkon? oh pretty pretty please with sugar on top?

2009-09-12 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *shrugs* free country... but if you do, make it interesting... it would be a waste otherwise. ^^

2009-09-14 [Ashoka Virlym]: *watches*...*pulls out a pillow and hits Tekkon* Thanks!

2009-09-14 [Tekkon KinKreet]: no problem *takes pillow and lays down with it* thanks

2009-09-15 [Ashoka Virlym]: *looks at Tekkon* haha

2009-09-16 [The Black Goat]: Oh Vir.......... I have a suprise for you!!!!!!

2009-09-16 [Tekkon KinKreet]: A surprise, this should be good. *lays with one eye open, watching nox and vir*

2009-09-16 [Rook.]: *sits on a barrel across the street* this is entertaining. *munches on gummy worms.*

2009-09-16 [hammersmashface]: <tear> all i really even wanted is some gummie worms <looks down>

2009-09-17 [Rook.]: *passes you some and continues watching* now shush. this is getting good ^.^

2009-09-17 [hammersmashface]: <munches happy> .. <smaks lips>

2009-09-18 [Ashoka Virlym]: *sighs and gets up and goes to nox* im ready for my punishment...

2009-09-18 [Tekkon KinKreet]: this should be good.... *gets a bag of popcorn and starts munching*

2009-09-18 [Ashoka Virlym]: *kneels down before Nox*...

2009-09-30 [~Acidelf3~]: ... thats a very sexualy looking position... *smirks to self*

2009-09-30 [Ashoka Virlym]: sexauly look? Im just on my knees..Im not on my hands and knees like a dog

2009-09-30 [Rook.]: *agrees* yeah. uzi's right, elf. *eye roll*

2009-09-30 [Ktcm]: o.o; ~blinks~ Er... Dare I inquire?

2009-09-30 [The Black Goat]: he he...... *whips out a complete encyclopedia of everything volume A through Z and starts beating Uziu over the head with it* DEATH BY KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!

2009-09-30 [Ashoka Virlym]: < ouch *rubs head* i have a saying like that...but i call it the BOOK of KNOWLEDGE...owww *looks up at Nox and smiles alittle*

2009-09-30 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *starts laughing and rolls off the desk he had been laying on, then starts choking.*

2009-09-30 [Ashoka Virlym]: *grabs the book from Nox then throws it at Tekkon*

2009-10-01 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *book hits my head*

2009-10-01 [Artsy]: *gives Tekkon glass of water and a bandaid* get up, jeez.. if laughter killed the hitman... oh what would the papers say....

2009-10-01 [Rook.]: *shrugs* we;d need a new leader, of course. I NOMINATE Uzi AS NEW HITMAN!

2009-10-01 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *pinches m6's shoulder* chill out shorty... i'm still alive... *drinks water* jeeeeeez... at least let me die before you try to choose a new main hitman...

2009-10-01 [Rook.]: <,<I isn't short. *measures at 5'6"* well.. maybe i is, but i can stil nominate.. *dances around*

2009-10-01 [Ashoka Virlym]: yeah.. ahah..wait what ME!? *gets and ice bag and gently put it on Tekkon's head* and M6 im short..Im 4'11

2009-10-02 [Rook.]: I know that. that's why you'd be PERFECT. My dad's mother was shorter than that... like... 4'8 or 4'9. she'd be just 5' if she wore her hair ina beehive.

2009-10-02 [Ashoka Virlym]: how is that?..I mean Tekkon is a perfect killer as im a perfect theif^^*grins*

2009-10-02 [Rook.]: welll... people love shorter people : ) so you can have them love you, and you can get them ^^

2009-10-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: 0_o HEY! I'M NOT DEAD PEOPLE! (^^)

2009-10-04 [Ashoka Virlym]: well that is true..hmm*thinks about it*

2009-10-05 [Ktcm]: o.o; How did I even get here x_x; Confusing place of confusing people. xP

2009-10-05 [Ashoka Virlym]: *wave a hand* hello Dear Ktcm.

2009-10-05 [Tekkon KinKreet]: hello... we wont kill you here... i do that elsewhere ^^

2009-10-05 [Rook.]: *nods* yes. welcome indeed.

2009-10-05 [Ktcm]: ~waves in everyones general directions~ H'lo... and I don't get killed in here... that's good incentive to stay I'd imagine. xP Thanks for the welcome. x.x;

2009-10-06 [Ashoka Virlym]: Noooo problem^^

2009-10-08 [~Acidelf3~]: *looks up as they are arguing and rolls eyes.* .....ammatures..... *she mumbles as she nods in Ktcm's direction* Welcome fresh meat...

2009-10-10 [Araglas]: *looks around and mumbles something about assassins and maffia*.......hits....money.............fresh meat...

2009-10-11 [Ashoka Virlym]: *blinks and looks at Araglas*...kyuu?

2009-10-11 [Araglas]: *jumps and looks at uziu* Nothing! I swear!

2009-10-11 [Ashoka Virlym]: *titles my head like a dog would*

2009-10-12 [Araglas]: *mumbles and looks at all the weapons*

2009-10-12 [Ashoka Virlym]: *blinks and looks over at the weapons then at Araglas*...

2009-10-12 [Araglas]: I wonder which is quickest...

2009-10-12 [Ashoka Virlym]: *blinks* out of the weapons to kill someone with?

2009-10-12 [Araglas]: yea which would be the fastest way to kill someone and which would get the job done quickest..

2009-10-12 [Ashoka Virlym]: well this isnt a place were you can get the weapon and you do it your self..that is why we have Tekkon *does a spot light on him* tada! and he does the job for you. and i believe any weapon can get the job done quickly if you know how to use it.

2009-10-12 [Araglas]: *jumps at spotlight* ACK!!

2009-10-12 [Ashoka Virlym]: oO? *turns off the spotlight*...um

2009-10-12 [Araglas]: *looks around* Sorry...don't like spotlights...you never know who might be after you...

2009-10-12 [Artsy]: This is not an rp, peoples, please make note of how many action comments you are making.

2009-10-12 [Ashoka Virlym]: um alright..*looks over at Armor* Does it really matter?

2009-10-12 [Artsy]: Considering Tekkon has to come back and read all this? Yes.

2009-10-13 [Ashoka Virlym]: ...SO it give him something to do.

2009-10-13 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol. you guys comment a lot....

2009-10-13 [Ashoka Virlym]: heh *smiles* yep

2009-10-15 [Araglas]: sorry!

2009-10-15 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lmao, dont be sorry

2009-10-15 [Ashoka Virlym]: *smiles*

2009-10-15 [Rook.]: any suggestions for taking care of an almost broken finger...?

2009-10-15 [Ashoka Virlym]: wrap it?

2009-10-16 [Tekkon KinKreet]: .... it could be fractured? get an x ray?

2009-10-16 [Miaye]: define, 'almost broken'

2009-10-16 [Rook.]: @ Mia: almost broken... a little more than fractured, not completely snapped... like... (......... ) < the dots are my breakishthing, but going more up... and landing in about the same place...
@ uziu: I've got afinger splint on it, ishy, anyway.
@ tek: O.O' nooooo. no doctors!!! Ni! Nein! no! Nada! *cowers in a corner, rocking back and forth*

2009-10-16 [Miaye]: the finger splint wraped in medical tape (The white one) will work. They'd probably whind up doing just that after you went to the hospital anyway, just don't wrap it too tight or too loose, otherwise it won't work properly.

2009-10-16 [Rook.]: Okies. I'll have my mum help XD I'm right handed, so I'd be doing it with my left, and I'd prolly get it stuck in my hair or soemthing.

2009-10-16 [Miaye]: lol, yeah, remember, if it feels like it's cutting off your circulation, then it's too tight, but if you can move and it moves too, then it's too loose.

2009-10-16 [Rook.]: *nods* lol. I'll do that. *bows* Danke, Mia ^^

2009-10-16 [Miaye]: No Problem :) Good luck with that

2009-10-16 [Ashoka Virlym]: It will..I know..and a finger slpit!

2009-10-17 [Araglas]: bum be bum bum bum

2009-10-18 [Tekkon KinKreet]: wow.... people all gettin hurt and stuff... no goooooooooooood

2009-10-18 [Miaye]: it happens

2009-10-19 [Ashoka Virlym]: kyuu

2009-10-19 [Rook.]: <.< thats kinda funny hearing you say that Teki... you kill people.... and stuff.

2009-10-19 [Ashoka Virlym]: hehe

2009-10-28 [Tekkon KinKreet]: i... well.... but.... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... good point

2009-10-28 [Rook.]: *nods semi-smugly* Yeah... It kind of is... ^.^

2009-10-28 [Ashoka Virlym]: *bursh in throw the door(i did open the door)* Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

2009-10-28 [Rook.]: What's up Uzi?

2009-10-28 [Ashoka Virlym]: *shuts the door* SNOW! Lots and Lots of Thick heavy snow.

2009-10-28 [Flisky]: Yay! Snow! Um...wait...No, no snow! Can't have snow until Sunday!

2009-10-28 [Ashoka Virlym]: yeah we are under a warning...A Winter Storm Warning

2009-10-28 [Flisky]: *blows raspberries* Bleh! Snow!

2009-10-28 [Ashoka Virlym]: oO?

2009-10-28 [Rook.]: We got snow the first day of this month, and we're supposed oto be getting three feet here soon....

but i live on a mountain... soo...

2009-10-28 [Ashoka Virlym]: agh

2010-09-09 [Tekkon KinKreet]: and a year later i decide to show this wiki some love. whats up

2010-09-09 [Mortified Penguin]: YOUR FACE!

2010-09-09 [Tekkon KinKreet]: don't be jealous now... its unbecoming of you.

2010-09-09 [The Black Goat]: *shakey shakey shakey.....*

2010-09-10 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol

2010-10-03 [Araglas]: Hehe I wondered what happened to this place?

2010-10-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: i kinda got lazy... its a bad habit of mine

2010-10-04 [Araglas]: I see ^^

2010-10-04 [Tekkon KinKreet]: yah... i have become a bit undisciplined. lol

2010-10-05 [Araglas]: aw poor guy, what happened to your apprentices?

2010-10-05 [Tekkon KinKreet]: noooo clue... i haven't seen any of them on, or comment, sept noxxie

2010-10-27 [Araglas]: Hmm..are in need of Apprentices? I've been very much bored lately..and need something constructive to do..

2010-10-27 [Tekkon KinKreet]: then an apprentice you are... i have a ton of back logged hits... but one thing... first i want you to send me a paragraph of a hit on someone... gotta make sure your kills... er... skills are up to snuff.

2010-11-02 [Araglas]: Hehe well then I will do as you ask! Anyone in particular I need to snuff for this..."entrance" exam?

2010-11-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: nah, just snuff someone... doesn't even have to be a real person

2010-11-04 [Araglas]: hm okies! get right on it!

2010-12-14 [The Black Goat]: I'm still here ^^ and even though I'm 7 days away from giving birth I can still slaughter the multitudes with ease and enjoyment

2010-12-14 [Tekkon KinKreet]: hmmmm, grats on the birth thing, got a name picked? and this weekend i am going to put my nose to it (the grindstone) and outsource some hits, and do some myself, there's a paaaaaaaaaaaage of hits lol

2010-12-14 [Tekkon KinKreet]: 13 to be exact... 0_o... more than i thought there was... but still, [NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!! WE NEED SOME ADS AND THANGS! MAYBE A BANNER OR TWO! DONATIONS ARE WELCOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]


ok, i feel better.

2010-12-14 [Tekkon KinKreet]: there, i even made a banner, now, try to outdo me with all your banner making skilllllls. I shall add them to the page if you send the image address. ^^

2010-12-16 [Mortified Penguin]: Here you go, I made this one for you.

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2010-12-16 [Tekkon KinKreet]: o_0.. haha nice

2010-12-16 [Ms. Steel]: It is a little understated.

2010-12-17 [Tekkon KinKreet]: better than nothing tho. at least it says the et hitlist somewhere lol

2011-01-06 [The Black Goat]: lol fun fun

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